NOT MY FAULT! Well, yes, it is, sort of. But only sort of!

This is what happens when giggly Saph gets to see Oxford scholars in their robes toodling around on their bikes, shares the giggly with Rym, and they start humming the Wicked Witch of the West theme and start hatching ideas.

It was written while rather...yes, I'll admit I was a little more than tipsy. And it hasn't been proofread at all.

( Blame Rym! And Oxford! And alcohol! )

:D