D'bate

[saphyria]

Dear Senator McCain,

Stop it with your "storytime with the chil'rens!" tone of voice. It sounds infuriatingly patronizing.

And stop calling us "my friends."

I'm not your friend.

No love,
Me


Dear Senator Obama,

Your hesitation is making you sound unsure.

I'm waiting for you to give in to the temptation to simply tackle McCain.

<3,
Me


Dear Tom Brokaw,

SUCH LOVE. YOU SCHOOL THOSE SUPERFLUOUSLY-ELOQUENT, SELF-CENTERED POLITICIANS! Keep them on the straight and narrow, crack the whip, poke 'em with the chair!

Love always,
Me

Comments

[yakalskovich]

You're not allowed to hit an old wobbly man. It is considered unfair. That's why he gets away with waffling so horribly...

[saphyria.livejournal.com]

It's a free country! (or something)

I can thwap over the head who I want!

*defiant!*

*or something*

[yakalskovich]

He is getting on my nerves. Seriously.

Also, his 'Afghan freedom fighters' => future Talibans.

[i-open-doors.livejournal.com]

Bleh. I was at work and couldn't watch.
Yes, I forgot to Tivo it.
Maybe it's for the best -- they just depress me.