Somehow(comma here please) your complaining about the leader of this country being a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks,(no comma here) and a mischievious smirk (I didn't know Bush was a mischievious smirk!)(and comma here, please) doesn't hold water (period here.) Perhaps it's because you date a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks,(no comma here) and a mischievious smirk.(You're a mischievious smirk, too? I had no idea!)


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Somehow, your complaints about the leader of this country being a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks (however idiotic it may sound while coming from his mouth) and who has a mischievious smirk (that makes him look like a dumbass), doesn't hold water. Perhaps it's because you date a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks and who has a mischievious smirk, yet could not grasp grammar even with the help of a vice.