Somehow your complaining about the leader of this country being a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks, and a mischevious smirk doesn't hold water, perhaps because you date a smartass Texan who isn't afraid to say what he thinks, and a mischevious smirk.

By the way, Bush is a methodist. (In case you didn't know.)

"Damn it all, you can't have the crown of thorns AND the thirty pieces of silver."
-Aneurin Bevan

(All of that was in good fun by the way)

That is all I have to say.