What goes through your head while playing Final Fantasy XII?

Alana and I: *watch Fran and other viera discuss her backstory in a village full of viera*
Alana: ... So...
Me: *looks over*
Alana: ... the short-haired bunny is Fran's sister?
Me: *sporfles*
Alana: What?!

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TV: *makes little fanfare noise*
Me: Yaaaaay, Balthier reached level 30!
Alana: Oooh! We should celebrate by baking him into a cake!
Me: ...?
Alana: And by that I mean covering him with frosting.
Me: Basch and Penelo will have to fight over who gets to do the honors.

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And many:

"So. Everyone but Vaan is totally sleeping with Balthier. All those meaningful looks between him and Basch, all that gentlemanly courtesy towards Penelo..."
"Yeah, but Larsa's totally going to challenge him to a manly duel over Penelo."
"My money's on Balthier."
"Oh, I totally ship Larsa/Penelo."

"Annnnd Balthier fixes his cuffs, and poses for the camera."

"...why does the camera always seem to focus in on Fran's butt when they're running cross-country?"

"Oh Vaan, everyone hates you. Why are you even here? Stop talking."

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Current Counts-Of-Note So Far:

Someone referring to the freedom fighters of Dalmasca as "the Insurgence" and either being corrected by Ashe (and saying "The Resistance") or correcting themselves before she gets to correct them: 3

Ashe telling Vaan to stop interrupting her because she's trying to think/concentrate: 3

Basch and Balthier exchanging meaningful looks: about 4

Vaan making an ass out of himself, so that the players wonder why he's even allowed into this story: too many times to count.

Balthier adjusting his cuffs: too many times to count.

Balthier being totally bad-ass: Continuously.

Balthier thinking "Oh for fuck's sake!" at something idiotic that Vaan's done: at least 5.