NOT ON

Okay. It's my dad's final graduation ceremony to preside over before he retires from his 22-year long presidency of Middle of Nowhere University, and the mother of a student just called my Dad's office to let them know that her son just left the house with his father's gun, heading towards campus.

NOT ON, today. NOT ON AT ALL.

*is kind of sort of freaking out, quietly, stuck at home*

All clear

Security found the guy before he entered the gym, and got him before he hurt himself or anyone else.

He's somewhere safe, and mom and dad are back home.

We're having reheated pizza and blowing over the tops of our beer and/or coke bottles to make interesting discordant sounds.

All is well.