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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yrael!

1. Yrael was named after Yrael the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
2. Yrael is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
3. The air around Yrael is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Yrael in your mouth.
5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Yrael.
6. Yrael can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. It can take Yrael several days to move just through one tree!
8. In its entire life, Yrael will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
9. Reindeer like to eat Yrael!
10. Banging your head against Yrael uses 150 calories an hour.

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It's amazing that they knew about the honey thing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Black Rider!

1. Tradition allows women to propose to the Black Rider only during leap years!
2. The Black Rider became extinct in England in 1486.
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for the Black Rider is two minutes.
4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and the Black Rider.
5. The Black Rider can turn his stomach inside out.
6. Reindeer like to eat the Black Rider.
7. If you drop the Black Rider from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
8. Until the 1960s, the Black Rider was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
9. The first domain name ever registered was the Black Rider.com.
10. It can take the Black Rider several days to move just through one tree!

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See me cackle and hide from headvoices.

Though maybe I'm hiding from ( Merriman, instead. )