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Pompous Other!Inspector: Oh for heaven's sake, Poirot. D'you really think Jack Reneau kidnapped his own stepfather?
Poirot: I think the thoughts of Hercule Poirot, monsiuer, are far beyond your comprehension.

And take your foul-smelling pipe with you, buster!

*loves on Poirot*

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*is watching "The Wrong War" episode of Horatio Hornblower*

I had forgotten that the blond crewmate whose name I cannot recall at the moment tries to speak to the French onboard, saying "No stealing, savvy?"

I dropped a stitch of my knitting from laughing, and had to get out a crochet hook to fix it.

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I totally didn't just watch the "YOU CALL HIM SIR!" and "Indeed, death" scene repeatedly.

Totally didn't.

*loves on Archie (and Horatio, too, I guess)*

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*curls up with pillow*

I can't even call it character bleed when I burst into tears when Archie dies. STUPID HORATIO WAITS UNTIL AFTER HE DIES TO CALL HIM HIS FRIEND, the JERK.

*clings to tea and knitting*