If you call me...

Gacked from copperbadge


If you call me Saphyria, you know my LJ and/or the MST and are probably waiting for the next chapter.
If you call me Saph, your name is Ack.
If you call me SaphtheImmortal, you don't really know me.
If you call me Irish*Hippo, you must remember me from waaaay back.
If you call me Traci, I will turn around and say "Yes?"
If you call me by my surname, I will immediately assume you are not a friend of mine.
If you call me Aimee, you are obviously older than my parents and knew my sister when she was my age.
If you call me Bitch, I'll know that you know me too well and/or sit at my lunch table.
If you call me Madame, you must be working for me.
If you call me S'more, you must be dating me.
If you call me Hey, You!, I will glomp you mightily.

There.

I slept 12 hours last night. I woke up at noon. Whoo! And I have a date tonight. Goody!

-Traci