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Okay. Who says I should put Rance up for auction on EBay? He has messy dark hair, pale skin, sarcasm, sexy blue eyes, slightly skewed intelligence, writes very nice love poetry in Latin, plays both trumpet and trombone, plans in the future include becoming that crazy Physics professor who talks mostly with his hands (the hand signals are reminiscent of John Nash) and lives in his windowless office, which is connected to the library. He is the perfect height, and has a very handsome smile-er...smirk.

Should I sell him or keep him?

Would any of you be interested in buying him?

And to Rance, this has no purpose.

-Traci