*sings* "I-rony / makes life a travesy! / Out to get us / going to get us / all in the end!"

Sometimes, the Irony comes very close to finally killing me.

INT: last Friday

(Traci and Alana enter stage left, walking across the deserted street on the way to Psych class)
Traci: (looking over her shoulder down the empty road): It's really dead around here today.
Alana: (belatedly notices and quickly dodges dead cat in the road) Woah!
Traci: (looks up at sky) Not funny!!



PS: Subject line sung can be sung to the tune of the hymn "Majesty".

*goes to get shower before heading over to Rance's house* @>--+--\+--


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It's Eeyore, my dagger from Disney World!