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Van Helsing, you're confusing the repressed Englishman's sexuality by dry-humping him.

Keanu, just stop. "He's turned himself young, dude!"

Annnnd Lucy goes all Exorcist-like at Anthony Hopkins. As any attempt to psych out early-1990s Hopkins does, it fails.

Mina and Vlad are about to break out into "Past the Point of No Return," any minute now.

Her flailing-arms flapping at him looks more like she's trying to get his clothes off him than hit him.

I hadn't realized how much Sunshine pulls from this.

*snickers* Vlad realizes the cavalry's coming, and disappears, leaving Mina to... lick at air. Classy, yo.

Lovely fade to Mina from Vlad, so that his image lingers as if looking down at her.

"Vlad has outsmarted us again!" Well, yes. You keep discussing your plans within earshot of Mina, who you've already mentioned is having her mind read by Dracula. Wake up!

Van Helsing is all "Heheheheheh, my creeping at Mina has finally paid off! OHSHI-"

...Is it lighting the snow on fire to make that circle of protection?

You've been chasing that coach on horseback for miles, at for at least five minutes of screentime. Now you're yelling "Charge!"

... When he dies, Vlad's eyes go up like he's just seen a bird fly by.

Annnnd ending shot of ceiling, with both Vlad and Elizabeta in heaven. Ta-da!
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